The party game for people who like to steal.

First off, are you recalcitrant and cool? Competitive, social and brainy? Do you love fun that's original and clever? And where there's actually a winner? Then you'll definitely love One Up! — The Wicked/Smart Word Game. Unlike all the other dumb, same/same junk out there, One Up! makes a virtue of a vice that's also incredibly addictive: taking things that don't belong to you. Stealing is not only encouraged, it's practically the name of the game.

Highway robbery at only $15. FREE SHIPPING.



Calling all cheapskates.

We are happy to introduce One Up! as a free PDF download, which includes the rules and complete construction instructions. Many vocabularians the world over have written to tell us that they just can't afford One Up!, so we decided to give everyone everywhere the means and the method to make their own. Let's call it Operation Brainstorm, and make it our mission in life to word the world up!



We made ours in about an hour and the cost was less than a dollar. Are you kidding me?




What's ONEUPMANSHIP all about?

It's all about having fun with family and friends. No it's not, it's about winning — pure and simple. Just kidding! Come test your wits: Buy low, sell high. Wheel and deal. Then double deal. Live large. Lose huge. My building's bigger. 25 pushups? Boom. Boom. Boom. Trophy Wife swap, anyone? Indian Arm Wrestling... let's go Grandma. Yikes! Bankruptcy happens. The first player to reach $100,000 without actually cheating, wins.


You can buy "quality" time. It's 50 bucks. Gift wrapped. FREE SHIPPING.



Stay tuned for more fun, genius loot.

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"Do you drink? Heavily? Are you louche and fatuous? Unhappy? Skint? Then go grab a cheap case or a bottle right away and push it down. Empty your head, if it isn't already empty. Shovel off your desk and get your calendar on the right year at least. How's your mother, by the way?"

Take me away, Calgon... >