Roses are Red

This joke always reminds me of another joke:  

What did the masochist say to the sadist?

Beat me.

What did the sadist say to the masochist?

No.

Caveat

Our short sleeve t-shirts are 100% combed (as opposed to brushed?) cotton, 100% Made in the USA that flatter the body. Order your normal size. However, be aware that some shrinking will occur- you may want to order a size up from your normal size if you want to wear your uppityshirt phat and loose. If you aren't sure, you can access the American Apparel size chart by clicking here.

For best results and to maintain the integrity of your uppityshirt, we suggest washing in cold water and hanging dry.

If you are still wondering about the size that’s right for you, contact us at: info@uppityshirts.com or ring us up on: 203.227.5251.